The Dispatch Aptitude Test
OutcomeRobert's first live test running the Z-Team. How players handled it:
AGGREGATE PLAYER STATISTICS
What Did Players Choose? Dispatch Choice Statistics
Every tracked decision and outcome across all eight episodes, shown as the share of players who landed on each result. See how your run compares to everyone else's.
Verified game data· verified 2026-07-21Quick answer
This page lists the game's tracked player statistics: for each recorded decision or skill-check outcome you can see the exact percentage of players who reached each result — from the Episode 3 tournament (48% fought in it) to the Episode 6 dance partner (68% picked Invisigal). Percentages are aggregate player statistics and sum to 100% per entry.
Most Talked-About Numbers
68%
danced with Invisigal
Episode 6 dance partner — Blazer got 32%
61%
missed the plane rescue
Episode 5 — only 39% got a team there in time
81%
failed to save the small businesses
Episode 4 — one of the roughest outcomes in the game
1%
failed the jewelry store heist
Episode 3 — the easiest skill check on record
48%
fought in the tournament
Episode 3 — 33% shut it down, 19% sent Coupé
26%
picked Bard
Episode 6 tabletop class — the crowd favorite
Episode 1
Episode 2
The Bar Ambush
Player choiceHow many attackers players took on during the bar fight:
Sonar's Big Play
OutcomeHow Sonar's Episode 2 scheme worked out for players:
Episode 3
The Fighting Tournament
Player choiceThe underground tournament decision. What players chose:
The Jewelry Store Heist
OutcomeSuccess rate on the jewelry store sequence:
The Vazlav Bout
OutcomeHow players fared in the Vazlav fight:
Episode 4
The Interview Brainteaser
Player choiceTwo ways through the Episode 4 brainteaser — find the real answer or laugh it off — and how each approach landed:
The Stray Kaiju
Player choiceWhat players did with the stray kaiju creature:
Saving Small Businesses
OutcomeHow often players saved the small businesses:
Episode 5
The Bar Fight
OutcomeHow the Episode 5 bar fight went for players:
The Plane Going Down
Player choiceWhich rescue team players sent when the plane went down:
The Torrance Talent Event
OutcomeHow the Episode 5 talent event went for players:
Episode 6
The Runaway Bots
Player choiceHow players dealt with the rampaging robots:
The Tabletop Fantasy: Class Choice
Player choiceWhich class players picked for the fantasy tabletop sequence:
The Dance Partner
Player choiceWho players chose to dance with:
Fighting Pulse
OutcomeHow players fared in the Pulse fight:
Meeting the Moles
OutcomeHow the mole encounter went for players:
Episode 7
Drunk Golem
OutcomeHow players handled the drunk Golem situation:
Red Ring Revenge
Player choiceHow players approached the revenge strike on the Red Ring:
Where These Numbers Come From
Dispatch records aggregate player statistics for its end-of-episode recap screens — the same "you and X% of players" comparisons the game shows after each chapter. This page surfaces every tracked statistic in one place, verified against the current release (1.0.17912). Numbers are global aggregates; they are not live and do not change as more people play.
Player Statistics FAQ
What percentage of players danced with Invisigal in Dispatch?
68% of players chose Invisigal as their dance partner in Episode 6, while 32% chose Blonde Blazer — one of the most lopsided social choices in the game.
What did most players choose in the Episode 3 fighting tournament?
48% of players chose to fight in the tournament, 33% shut it down, and 19% sent Coupé to help Punch Up out. 88% of players went on to win the Vazlav bout.
Are these Dispatch player statistics live?
No. These are the aggregate player statistics shipped with the game for its end-of-episode recap screens, verified against release 1.0.17912. They are a fixed global snapshot, not a live feed.
Why do the percentages on each card sum to 100%?
Each card is one tracked statistic, and every player who reached that moment is counted in exactly one of its outcomes — so the shares always total 100%.
What is the rarest outcome players hit in Dispatch?
Among tracked statistics, only 1% of players failed the Episode 3 jewelry store heist, and just 1% picked an invalid class in the Episode 6 tabletop sequence.
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